Rarity: I told you. 

Fluttershy: I feel that alcohol kind of de-legitimizes this. 

Rarity: Don’t be, “Salty” darling. Applejack kissed Rainbow first, and that’s the bet. Now pay up. 

Fluttershy: Fine, fine.

No funny subversion, just a Hearthswarming gift. Have a good one y'all.